dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I currently don't understand fingers.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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