Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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