He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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