If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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