so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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