Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Congratulations! We have a period
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