i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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