Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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