I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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