I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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