What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
