margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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