There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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