If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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