We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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