You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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