btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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