i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And then my night got REAL pukey
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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