never play flip cup with pint glasses
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize
