Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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