Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
her facebook's as public as her vagina
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You need a sexual gate keeper
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
