garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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