u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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