The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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