So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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