Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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