Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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