Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
