new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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