Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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