O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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