the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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