you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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