I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
i now understand why vodka
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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