she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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