My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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