they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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