if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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