put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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