Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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