So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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