Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
be right there i have to get my cape
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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