Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
