i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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