Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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