Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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