May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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