there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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