Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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