I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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