I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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