he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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