you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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