Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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