So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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