The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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