Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
