I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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