This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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