we're blogging at a bar
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
