It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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