"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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