i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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